Buckwheat James
Junior Copywriter

Copywriting Made Human*
*made by a dog.
Writer. Father. Human.*
*actually, again, I’m a dog. Just a dog.
Pronouns:
She/Her




About Me
I have had the great fortune of working on some truly inspiring projects while networking with many influential and creative individuals along the way. I believe in the power of working together to create a whole that is greater than the sum of its parts. I actually just copy/pasted that from some other creative portfolio. Literally none of that is true. In fact, I'm gonna shoot straight with you here: I'm a dog. I cannot stress this enough. I have absolutely zero ability to write, and honestly, kind of actively detract from Jameson's writing ability at the same time. You can still contact me for hire and my freelance rates are: 100 coconut head head pats per hour.

Thomas Edison (with additions by Buckwheat James)
"If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves. And if the things we are capable of include mostly just licking our assholes and the outrageous amount of smegma on our dog dicks and barking at absolutely everything that moves - well shit we'd really blow ourselves away."